HELLO SAILOR.
Friendly smile. Questionable intentions.

The Hello Sailor T-Shirt takes a clean retro sailor graphic and gives it the Blockrat treatment — cheeky, sarcastic, slightly suspicious, and not nearly as innocent as it looks.

The design features a smiling tattooed sailor in a vintage nautical style with bold retro script lettering. It has that old pin-up charm, but with enough dry humour to stop it becoming tourist-shop nonsense.

Printed on a Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0 organic cotton T-shirt, this one keeps the fit clean, the print sharp, and the joke uncomfortable enough to be useful.

Wear it to the pub, the coast, a bad decision, or anywhere people still think “Hello Sailor” is harmless.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• The fabric of this product is certified according to OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 1112055, Centexbel). The product is also PETA-Approved Vegan.

The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Looking for a funny sailor shirt, retro nautical T-shirt, or sarcastic graphic tee that does not look like it came from a seaside gift shop? This Hello Sailor T-shirt combines vintage sailor artwork, bold retro lettering, and Blockrat’s dry humour into one clean unisex graphic tee.

It works as a funny nautical shirt, navy humour tee, retro graphic T-shirt, or cheeky gift for someone who likes their charm slightly damaged.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Blockrat OÜ ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@blockrat.eu.