Need a hand?

NEED A HAND? Something gone adrift with an order? Not sure which size to go for? Parcel taking the scenic route? Drop us a message below or email info@blockrat.eu. Blockrat is a small independent outfit run by two actual humans. No call centre. No customer-service platoon reading from a script. If you get in touch, one of us will deal with it. ORDER ADMIN Got a question about an existing order? Send us your order number and tell us what's gone wrong. It saves the usual back-and-forth and lets us get straight on it. SIZING & KIT Not sure whether to go up, down or accept that the last kebab was a tactical error? Tell us which item you're looking at and the size you're considering. We'll point you in the right direction. DELIVERY SNAFU Parcel late, missing or apparently conducting an independent operation? Send us your order number and delivery country and we'll see where it's got to. DESIGN IDEAS Got something dark, dry, military, Gen X or questionably appropriate rattling around your head? Send it over. We can't promise we'll use it, but we'll have a look. ANYTHING ELSE Fire away. If we can help, we will. Blockrat OÜ Kuusalu, Estonia Company registration no.: 16946972 VAT no.: EE102737365 info@blockrat.eu

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I know which size to order?


Check the size guide on the product page before ordering. Different garments can fit differently, so use the actual measurements rather than relying on whatever size you normally buy. If you're stuck between two sizes, drop us a message and tell us which item you're looking at. We'll help you avoid a preventable sizing cock-up.

What are your T-shirts and hoodies made from?


Materials vary by product, so the exact fabric composition is listed on each product page. We use garments selected for comfort, durability and print quality rather than whatever happens to be cheapest that week.

Are your products printed to order?

Yes. Most Blockrat gear is produced or printed after you order it. That means less dead stock and less waste, but it also means there is a short production period before dispatch. We think that's a better trade-off than filling a warehouse with shirts nobody asked for.

How long does delivery take?

Most orders need a few working days for production before they're handed to the carrier. Delivery time then depends on your location and fulfilment centre. You'll see the best available estimate at checkout. If your parcel appears to have gone on exercise without telling anyone, contact us with your order number and we'll take a look.

Will my order arrive in one parcel?

Not always. Some products may be fulfilled from different locations, so one order can occasionally arrive in separate packages. It doesn't mean anything has gone missing; it usually just means your kit took different routes to the same objective.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes, to the countries available at checkout. Depending on where the order is fulfilled and where it's going, customs, import VAT, handling or clearance fees may apply. Those charges are set by the destination country or carrier, not by Blockrat.

Do I have to pay customs charges?

Possibly. Orders crossing international borders may be subject to import VAT, customs duty, customs-clearance fees or carrier handling charges. These are not included in the product price or shipping cost unless specifically stated at checkout. We don't control them and can't predict the exact amount.

Can I return something if I change my mind?

Yes, subject to our Returns & Refunds Policy. Items need to meet the return conditions and be sent back within the applicable return period. If the item is faulty or we've sent the wrong thing, contact us and we'll sort it.

What if my item arrives damaged or incorrect?

Send us your order number and clear photos showing the problem. Don't write us a novel; just give us enough evidence to see what happened and we'll deal with it.

Can I exchange for a different size?

Where possible, yes, but the exact process depends on the product and fulfilment situation. Contact us before sending anything back so we can tell you the cleanest way to handle it.

Are these actual military uniforms or official military merchandise?

No. Blockrat is not a surplus shop and we don't sell official military uniform. The brand is built around veteran-minded humour, British military influence and Gen X damage — not dressing civilians up for parade.

Who actually runs Blockrat?

Two people. One of us has 20 years of British Army experience. The other has spent enough time around military life to know when a Bergen has been packed badly. You're not dealing with a faceless marketplace account.

Can I suggest a design?

Absolutely. If it's dark, dry, military, Gen X or questionably appropriate, send it over. We can't promise we'll use it, but we will read it.