Still standing. Technically.

The Banjaxed T-Shirt is for the days when you are not broken enough to stop, but definitely not fixed enough to be pleasant about it.

Printed with a bold distressed BANJAXED. front design and the smaller line FUNCTIONING. BARELY. This tee delivers Blockrat’s favourite kind of energy: dry humour, damaged optimism, and just enough sarcasm to get through the day without explaining yourself.

The hot pink colour keeps it loud. The message keeps it honest.

Wear it for bad mornings, long shifts, poor decisions, recovery days, errands you did not ask for, or any situation where “fine” would be a lie.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem


Fit & feel
A comfortable everyday T-shirt with a clean unisex fit. Easy to wear, hard to argue with.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Blockrat OÜ ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@blockrat.eu.

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