WOODEN SPOON SURVIVOR — Gen X Childhood Heavy Blend Zip Hoodie

If you know, you know. The WOODEN SPOON SURVIVOR hoodie is a love letter to every Gen X kid who grew up in the era of “tough love” and wooden spoons hanging like silent warnings on the kitchen wall. We survived the 80s, dial-up internet, and wooden spoon justice — and now we wear it like a badge of honour.

• Fabric: Heavy blend fleece (50% cotton / 50% polyester) — soft inside, tough outside, just like you.
• Fit: Unisex relaxed fit with full front zipper and classic ribbed cuffs.
• Design: Small chest print “WOODEN SPOON SURVIVOR” — clean, bold, and slightly defiant.
• Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low — no need to fear the spoon anymore.
• Perfect for: Family reunions, therapy sessions, or anyone who made it through Gen X parenting alive.

Why you’ll love it

Soft, durable, and steeped in dark humour. This hoodie celebrates the shared trauma of the wooden spoon generation — the ones who got smacked, shrugged it off, and grew up with grit.

Limited Edition Holiday Drop: Ships in eco-friendly packaging with the classic Blockrat tag. A perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for parents, siblings, or anyone who remembers “that look” before the spoon came out.

Blockrat — built by those who took the hits and kept on laughing.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and flammability level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Blockrat OÜ ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@blockrat.eu

Size guide preview (Metric)