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I Hate Civvies veteran dark humour hoodie with black retro typography on military green fabric
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I Hate Civvies Hoodie | Veteran Dark Humour Hoodie

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For those who left the uniform behind but still haven’t made peace with civilian nonsense.

The I Hate Civvies Hoodie brings dry veteran humour into a clean, wearable design. Bold retro-style lettering, a military-inspired feel, and just enough sarcasm to make the right people laugh.

Perfect for veterans, ex-forces, military families, and anyone who understands that “civilian life” does not always mean peace and quiet.

This is not motivational clothing.
This is Blockrat.

Key features:

  • Veteran-minded dark humour design
  • Comfortable everyday fit
  • Great for off-duty wear, cold mornings, pub nights, or pretending to tolerate people

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Blockrat OÜ ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@blockrat.eu.

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S 50.8 68.6
M 53.3 71.1
L 58.4 73.7
XL 63.5 76.2
2XL 67.3 78.7
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